February 13, 2010 \\ 1 year ago
I’m Yours - Jason Mraz
Request for dimmthattspotlightt
Why He’s Hot:
- Look at THIS GQMF, standing there like a chocolate sculpture with cream filling. He’s just asking to be gnawed on.
- His body is ridiculous. I mean, really, it’s ridiculous. Look at it. And now, you’re a puddle of goo on the floor. Me too, friend, me too. I mean, don’t you want to wash your underwear on those abs? He should let you, it’s the least he can do for causing all this spontaneous jizzing and what not.
- Reggie couldn’t have just a hot ass body, no. He had to go and be pretty faced too, with those perfect lips and that gorgeous smile. It’s almost overwhelming.
- He’s procured the most infamous ass in Hollywood, The Kardashian. If he can handle that, he can handle us. Our asses are no where as rotund which may seem like a negative but fuck that: it just means they’re no where near as complicated to maneuver around during sex so plus 10 points for us.
- He’s taking his Saints to the Superbowl this weekend, the first time in their franchise’s history. Yeah, he’s had a pretty bad season, but his performance in the playoff game against the Cardinals and that touchdown late in the game against the Vikings a few weeks ago helped get them where they are. I’m looking forward to watching him bob and weave in that tight ass uniform this weekend and so are you, no matter what team you’re rooting for.
perfection <3
Once people got use to staying away, they always stayed away. I never got close to anybody.
GEAUX SAINTS!